This Just In, Again.

Belgrade, Yugoslavia

Local writers, tour operators and shipping magnates Slobodan and Miloj Gack were found unconscious in their stylish downtown condominiums late last week. Initial reports concluded that they had overdosed on cane toad toxins but further investigation revealed a tangled web of misdirection, lies and legumes focused around this mysterious pair.

Police spokesman Cyril Posthumus states "These men are known in the intelligence community as not actually having anything to do with the intelligence community. Having said that I can state with no degree of accuracy that I wear pants, I have worn pants and I plan to wear pants later."

As they regained consciousness Miloj let slip that he had been in negotiation with noted author Dan Brown about a sequel to his “Da Vinci Code” book tentatively titled “Every Other Religion Besides Christianity is for Chumps”. When pressed, Slobodan confirmed this statement with a confused comment about lima beans.

“That book is da bomb, boyyyy. When my otter gets back from the park those lima beans won’t know what him them. They.” He then lapsed back into a toad-induced coma.

Police are still investigating.