Despite numerous reports and dozens upon dozens of photographs, it appears that rock guitar legend Keith Richards has not passed on. Claiming a recent story about falling from a coconut tree was indeed true, a man purporting to be Mr. Richards (seen here in 1976 and 1999) denied all previous allegations pertaining to his death. All of the drug overdoses, car crashes, ex-wives and other previous causes of "deaths" apparently have made him stronger. (He does admit though that the 7 previous falls from coconut trees did take their toll)
In 1943, despite the setback of having been born an infant, he was nonetheless able to recover and managed to grow into a noted musician with his 1988 release, Talk is Cheap. He also sang backup for a another band prior to 1988, known as the Rolling Stones.
He is not survived by his wife or kids and he has seen two species of cockroach go extinct since 1970.
In 1943, despite the setback of having been born an infant, he was nonetheless able to recover and managed to grow into a noted musician with his 1988 release, Talk is Cheap. He also sang backup for a another band prior to 1988, known as the Rolling Stones.
He is not survived by his wife or kids and he has seen two species of cockroach go extinct since 1970.
4 comments:
I'm sorry; I can't get past the picture.
Six months lateR and it's still frigging hilarious!!!
....although the big R in the last comment confuses me.
Confuses? How foR? What by?
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