Saturday, February 07, 2015

Return of the Gacks


With a triumphant roar from their parents, Slobodan and Miloj Gack were released from prison after serving 6 years or their 10 year sentence for cruelty to animals (lemurs), income tax evasion, littering and fraud (also lemurs.)
"We're very happy" a sober but elated Miloj stated. 
"I don't like prison" said Slobodan, obtusely. 
The Gacks have plans to reopen their "successful" travel agency by extensively touring Finland by elk and then blogging about it. 
"Elks have a certain je ne sais quoi," quipped Miloj as he slid into the back seat of his parents station wagon for the journey back home. "The velvet from their antlers is soft. It also works as a make-shift coffee filter."
"I don't like prison" quoted Slobodan, hopefully. 

Stay tuned for more from The Gacks.